Answers to commonly asked Philosophical Questions
What came first, the chicken or the egg ?
The egg. The egg was laid by a chicken-like creature, which suffered a few mutations.
What is the sound of one hand clapping ?
Watch the Crazy Golf Episode of the Simpsons
If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a noise ?
Yes. Don't be so fucking stupid, the sound is make by the tree hitting the floor and loosing energy.
(Standing : PE --> Falling : KE, HE and SE --> Hitting Ground: HE and SE --> At rest: PE). The sound is NOT made for your ears alone.
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